For the better part of a decade, you "did journalism" here that led much of the city to despise you. You mocked people who used public docks for boating. You mocked people who expressed concern about their rapidly changing city. You mocked a holiday lighting display solely because it brought other joy. You declared yourself an activist, but could only muster enough activism to get a tea shop to change its name. You made women write misogynist reviews, and you put traumatized men in situations where they'd not only be loathed, but further traumatized. Then you left to avoid firing squads and fight Nazis, or something. Now, you're looking back in anger. You've moved 2,000 miles away, but still yell at a basketball team that doesn't play in your town, at fans who live nowhere near you, and at "trolls" who you instigated. Your new city isn't giving you enough attention, so you're taking it out on Portland. This city moved on from you before you moved away from it, and it kills you. Stop looking back in anger and start enjoying life in your fourth time zone: Maybe you'll embrace it for more than two years without slandering it for the next five.