Oh joy! It's time to visit my favorite patios and sit with other people who enjoy patios. It's time to search out new patios and tell my friends, who also love patios, to meet there so that we may bask in the sun whilst enjoying whatever overpriced, boutique meal/drink/snack. It's time to laugh, it's time to smile, it's time to proudly sit in the sun and enjoy the fantastic creation that is a patio.

I'm kidding, of course. I'm a POC and every spring am amazed at how quickly white people flock to patios. Seriously, every patio in this town is filled with nothing but white people. What gives? Is it just a white thing?