Alright.
Portland drivers get dumb in the snow. More dumb than they already are.
Dumber when it's raining too much.
And dumber when it's too hot and too sunny.
What the hell is up?

You can even take out the driving and Portland/people get even more stupid. It's all just an excuse to be the real you, which is dumb. And the IQ of, "you mean I have to put on clothes so I won't show my skin?"

Idiots everywhere.