Dear American tourists in Edinburgh,
My 8 year old son and I were enjoying lunch at a popular fish and chips spot, talking quietly about volcanoes. You came in and were so loud, you filled the entire restaurant. It was merely annoying until one of your group of 4 didn’t know the “I’ll have what she’s having” scene in “when Harry met sally”. Another of you decided to *loudly* explain. Then my son asked me what an orgasm was.... so fuck you.
Another Anonymous American tourist in Edinburgh