Dear wing week/burger week/blah blah blah week goer outer, please (we are begging you), please tip your servers and bartenders. Also, you are welcome to order other things off the menu or bare minimum - a drink! If I get one more, "just water and we will share a wing order", I may have to quit the industry all together. We need you to realize that everyone involved in these weeks is losing money for you to enjoy a delicious treat. Please be kind and appreciate us - preferably monetarily :)
Weak tipping weekers
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