I, Anonymous Jul 1, 2019 at 1:35 pm

Parallel Parking Idiots

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As my momma says, that's what bumpers are for!

Christina Rae on July 2, 2019 at 7:12 AM Report this
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'What do you want, a 5 foot radius around your precious car?"

You mean, like Force Field™?
Tesla's got 'em -- they're a $12,000 option.

They also have a 'screwdriver" option that
does just that -- for only 5K.

kristofarian on July 13, 2019 at 9:03 PM Report this

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