I don't care which one you go by: Patriot Prayer, #HimToo, Occupy Ted's House. We all know they're the same thing. We know you're going to show up with the same 18 people. We know you're going to use a lot of adjectives to describe your friend so we know that person ticks all the boxes that lib-ruls should love. We also know that you're going to pretend you're "from Portland" when you still get mail and pay taxes in Salt Lake City. It's OK. Nobody wishes you any harm. We just wish you'd stick with one name so we know how to avoid you. We also wish The Oregonian would charge you for glamour shots instead of taking whole spreads of them for free.