my truck has been broken into twice the last week so here's what I did last night. I put a box in the unlocked canopy, weighted down by bricks in the bottom.I left the box ajar and on top of the bricks, I set two rat traps. I didn't hear anything last night but this morning the canopy was open, and a bit of blood was on the bricks, the box was ripped and one trap was missing. take that you goddamn thieves! Of course this means I gotta park elsewhere for a while to not receive revenge but ffs, the cops aint doing shit in this drug riddled town.
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