The Pandering

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Thinking about what being a progressive Republican might be like...I remember a story of this one guy who tried to tell all the leaders in his group to stop being so greedy and horrible to everyone, and to respect the laws of the institution they were all part of. He really made some noise and fucked up their business for a little bit, but they used their power and connections to get him out of the way. Pretty sure the last part is made up, though..about him rising from the dead a few days later.

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Republicans ARE pandering to you -- and it works! White supremacy, state religion, woman-busting, union-busting, race hating, LGBTQ hating: all the greatest hits, comrade. Say "Da" to your Supreme Leaders.

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Progressive Republicans are called Libertarians. You're welcome.