You know how in those VH1 behind the music documentaries, there's always that 3rd act where the 1 hit wonder's success and fame has faded, and the former A-lister is suddenly broke, in and out of rehab, and getting busted doing fentanyl at the Holiday Inn?

That's you these days Portland. You're entering your dark 3rd act. The fun weird is turning to bitter, rancid weird. Can you rally and save yourself?