I masturbated.
Washed off.
Brushed my teeth.
Changed.
Got my stuff.
Took out a tiny bit of garbage.
And out the door.
Oh yea, its gonna be a productive day. Have a nice one folks. Do something beautiful and nice to your friends and family and strangers and the world.
I wanna sing off my balcony.
It only takes me a few minutes to do the first item on the list.