So you really can't handle literally the top three conversation starters of all time? Maybe you should just admit that you are anti-social and just stop talking to people all together.

Agreed with #1 and #2. However, with that shitty attitude, why should anyone give a flying fuck about you.

Don't ask me no questions. I won't tell you no lies.

Easiest way for me to tell you weren't born here? You ask me where I'm from.