So you went to Derby! And bought a t-shirt! And didn't leave all your fucking garbage on the hill! And you watched your lunatic neighbors race down the hill like chumps stuck in gravity's pull! And had a "good" time! You had a beer! Smoked some herb! And ate some "cart" food. You sat in the "sun" and supposedly "enjoyed your neighbors company."

You're part of the reason why we do this thing we do, and we appreciate you making Portland Adult Soapbox Derby such a great, local community built , backed and attended event.

Hail SOAP!