I go about my day every day feeling like the sweatiest person in the city. I am constantly checking everyone’s butts and pits to see if there are any kindred, sweaty spirits out and about. I bike everywhere and normally wear all black, so I have somewhat of an excuse but I am tired of showing up to every occasion with a sweaty back and butt! How does everyone else seem to stay so dry? Please, I need some answers and a towel.
Sweat, sweat & tears
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