Pro tip: stay far away from any Bath and Body Works store.

One of the many hazards of public transportation. This is why I travel exclusively by alligator skin gondola.

Just take a bath once a day, use deodorant, and all well be good. I cannot stand that perfume smell. Make me think your just covering up your body odor.

I find that many people don’t change their fragrance to suit the weather. Heavy “orientals” (I know that’s not exactly proper, but it is how they’re categorized unfortunately in the business) shouldn’t be worn in summer. Something clean and fresh, but spray it on the skin. Most people douse themselves and it sticks to their clothing, which makes for an unprecedented and uncomfortable bus ride. By all means DO take a bath, no one is impressed with your ripe pits that smell like a Saturday night at Beulahland or CrowBar.

Amen. All those perfumes make me and my entire family sick. Not meaning to shame anyone. But it’s not readily recognized that the petrochemicals in perfumes can really fuck up some folks for the day.

You must be talking about the number 4 bus...never a more rancid smelling bus route.