This is a message to the person blocking the right lane of the on ramp to the I405 bridge in the black SUV on Friday afternoon. When I honk my horn at you for a constant 5 minutes because you're blocking the right lane, I do it out of love. And when I extend my middle finger to you and the passengers in your SUV near the Kerby exit, I do it because I'm pointing at the big blue Oregon sky. I hope you have a wonderful day and as always please drive safely.