I, Anonymous Sep 1, 2019 at 7:39 am

Cuddle up?

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I'm guessing they've all declined to cuddle up with you.

cassie mae on September 2, 2019 at 7:25 PM Report this
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Those grapes are probably sour anyway, right?

SlateGrey on September 3, 2019 at 4:53 AM Report this
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You can add "cute" and "passionate" to the stupidest words in almost every online profile. However, the word "cuddle" makes me dry-heave almost every time I hear it.

DaTruth on September 3, 2019 at 11:59 AM Report this

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