First of all: FAKE! Second of all, I can't resist...if you quit gaming and social media, went to the gym, took cold showers, started swimming, studied harder, creating a company (still work in progress), learned about the 4th dimension, started playing an instrument, and studied the fucking universal laws, why lead with the masturbation story line? How much time did you actually spent tugging your pud? It can't be responsible for more than 5% of your improvements.

Good job. Portland slackers take note. You can live the life you choose.

Yeah it worked for George Costanza, too.

I bet he got his rocks off by just writing this.

@5 how do you know this is a dude? Fucking sexist 🤣