Did you wanna run away? Were you wondering where to go for a fresh start and a new scene? Did you see a quirky TV show? Sweet. I don't remember my friends retired at 23 growing up here. Fuck that stupid TV show. Fuck the multi-million dollar condos in the Pearl destroying perfectly good warehouse for junkies to sleep in. Fuck the real estate investors with hard-ons for the assholes who could afford to live there. Fuck you trendy little privileged motherfuckers from LA/ Ohio with your ironic tattoo sleeves and inflated sense of entitlement. Portland was a working class town. It still is.
Fuck your good time
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