Well, Governor Brown, you have done the minimum required to remedy the situation. Your three-fifths of an apology and your fixer's "withdrawal" will have to suffice. Compared to most of politicians, it makes you a freakin' saint. Compared to the Hefty bag full of cockroaches in the Oval Office, you are God Herself. Thanks for allowing me to keep one small, moth-eaten scrap of hope.
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