Dude.....Just because you are in your car does not mean that you are invisible. You drive by, Methinks on your way to work...as you pass by my kid's bus stop. Four out of five times, when you drive by, you have your finger, knuckle deep in your schnozz, and occasionally I see you feasting on our harvest. Do you think that your windows create a stealth forcefield that keeps your doings secret from the general public? Well....they do not. I can see you pickin and grinnin way to often.
Stealth nose picker
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