This afternoon, people will go to lunch at a hamburger cart in Pioneer Square. Dozens of people will enjoy hamburgers, fries, and maybe even fried chicken sandwiches. It is unknown how many people will do this, but it's guaranteed to be more people than showed up on Sunday to yell about Jesus through megaphones and carry grade-school American flags around. Also, those burgers and fries will produce a movement more substantial than the one that's dwindled to fewer than two dozen people marching in a circle on a 70-degree afternoon.
Cheeseburgers > Muslim-Hating Vancouverites
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