Um, trash day is Wednesday. Today is Saturday. Your piles of leaves in front of your house, on the street, is just a way for you to ensure nobody parks in front of your house.
Yes, I just parked on and in them and they are now all over the street. Yes, you will come back out when I leave in a few hours and rebuild them. Yes I will repeat.
Here’s the thing: you know and I know they won’t get collected unless they are bagged or in a can so stop this charade and let us park in front of your house old man.