You and your friend board the bus.
Clearly you're friends because of all your yapping.
Yet you cant sit next to one another.
Does your friend have a disease, or coodies, ? So one sits in the back seat. Then the other sits up front yet sits sideways, feet on seat, head turned, full on loud yapping over my headphones, and I have to look at her ugly face.
Just sit next to each you fucks.