So I'm pissed that we have so many houseless people. We are a goddamn wealthy-ass country with stupid spending habits and weak fucking investment policies to raise our collective well-being. You know what's fucked? People, like you and me and every other goddamn homo sapien, our bretheren, who are houseless. It's a fucking crime of humanity. If you can't see that, you are officially an asshole.

That being ranted, can we please raise a shit-ton of money to reserve hotel rooms, for one night at a time, at all the not-OG-Portland lodging rich-as-fuck establishments, to give to our houseless friends? I would love to give someone a room key for one night to a safe, clean private space with a shower and a fucking comfortable bed. I would love it a lot more if we find a way to collectively buy up blocks of rooms at a time to collectively give to our houseless friends. It might mean a goddamn world of difference. And fuck the Ritz.