To the young professional woman who was right behind me in a crowd of commuters as we boarded onto a packed bus during afternoon rush hour, then as I was already standing within breathing distance of the other passengers packed into the bus like sardines, you barked at me in an annoyed and condescending tone of voice (and of course within earshot of everyone else), "Push in, dude!": Let's get one thing crystal clear. I'm not pushing or laying my hands on anyone else that I don't know, no matter what you tell me to do. In the future, I suggest you push other people yourself that you've never met before, and deal with your own consequences. And for the record: You are an asshole. Learn some motherfucking manners and some common goddamned courtesy for your fellow commuters. If the bus is too full, how about not haranguing other passengers, and instead stepping off and waiting a whopping ten minutes until the next bus comes along? It could be a golden opportunity to practice that rarest of virtues, patience. Until that bright shiny day of clarity and considerateness arrives, fuck you.