Holy shitballs, that was fun! We really seemed to click and the last few times we hooked up, it was great. I need it, you wanted it. all in all, win!
Enter the Big problem. The funky smell you have. It’s your overall odor and I’ve tried to passively suggest a shower or bath before hand and even that doesn’t work. I’m not gonna lie, it’s horrid and you reek. It’s why I bail early in the morning and why I’m writing this to prepare myself for the “talk”. It’s hard to breath through your mouth only while having sex, I can’t do it much longer. Bummer too cuz you’re really fucking good.
An incredible smelly lay.
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