Fuck you. Do you honestly think that I can drive any faster than the car in front of me is driving? That's because you are stupid. Did you not understand that the whole line of traffic we were in was slowing because of a red stoplight ahead? That's because you are stupid. Did you think that tailgating me would make me speed up or do anything other than what prudence , traffic, and weather allows? That's because you are stupid. I can see that you are old enough to be out on your own, but my guess is that your mom is still washing your clothes, folding them neatly, and keeping you on the pedestal to which you believe you are entitled. That's because SHE'S stupid. Kill yourself now.
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