Hey construction worker boy, did you know that Axe body spray isn't a substitute for bathing? Listen I get it. You've got to do hard work and probably don't have time to shower between getting shit faced after work and getting home. It's called hygiene and adult life. Get out of your fucking prepubescent middle school years and grow up. No the ads aren't right. Women aren't going to fall for you because you sprayed this. I'm so sick of going everywhere and having to breathe this making my eyes water in the process.
Axe body spray bro
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