To the hustlers on the first floor at Clackamas TC. Fuck you.
I can’t walk through the mall without you shoving your perfume “sample” in my face. It’s like stepping onto the worst car lot in town. If I show any interest you’re at me, with your specials and your pitch and your “buyitnowandsave” hard sell.
Fuck you and fuck you for watching my ass when I walk away. Women in the movies maybe are turned on by tall, dark, and skinny, but your 3-day beard, arrogance and pushy attitude is a major turnoff.
I’ll buy my smelly stuff on my terms, jerks.
Clackamas TC Salesmen
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