You: cute girl with cute dog. Usually walking around my neighborhood and sometimes at the dog park. We smile and I can sort of feel a connection when we talk. I was hoping for a chance but...
Me: this afternoon while walking my dog, I was thought nobody was behind me as I casually checked before briefly farting for each step I took (about 5). They were loud and gross and when I looked behind me, the horror in your eyes said it all. I sheepishly waved and then quickly crossed the street and boogied up a side street. If I ever had the chance, it’s over now....):
