Holidays
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All a holiday for many is another day to do nothing, think nothing, sit on their already fat, lazy ass more, eat, shit, and piss more, sleep more, and watch more TV. The only difference is they get to do it with other people, if they have anyone in their life, or if they get invited to a neighbors.
Happy Holidays, losers.
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