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Holidays

by Anonymous • Nov 28, 2019 at 12:02 pm

The views expressed in these submissions are from anonymous, unverified sources and do not necessarily represent those of the Portland Mercury.

All a holiday for many is another day to do nothing, think nothing, sit on their already fat, lazy ass more, eat, shit, and piss more, sleep more, and watch more TV. The only difference is they get to do it with other people, if they have anyone in their life, or if they get invited to a neighbors.

Happy Holidays, losers.

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