To the man on the packed-full bus, loudly sharing via speakerphone your call with your ‘bro’: Maybe you and your girlfriend/roommate have a really open relationship, so I tried hard not to judge your complaint to your ‘bro’ that your girlfriend texting you when you would be home for the dinner she had cooked interfered with your ‘quick sidetrip’ to ‘bang my sidepiece’ (your words). But can I suggest that, next time, maybe you think twice before sharing with all of us how proud you were to be getting paid under the table so you could keep your food stamps?