I keep my car empty, so Portland dolts don't break in for the 40th time. Except for my emergency jump starter. Which was stolen last night. Now, I recognize addiction. But also that some don't feed theirs by hurting others. Unlike you. I do happen to have AAA and can still start a dead battery. But I can no longer help others. So, when you plug it in at the pawn shop or wherever you fence it, I hope it blows up. I don't want you to lose an eye or a hand. I'm not an asshole. A pinky would be nice, though. Thanks for making this already dreary Christmas season just a little bit worse.
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