Walking my large breed dog the other day in St. Johns and you gave me the evil look from across the street because you obviously thought I didn't pick up my dog's crap. Hey, dummy, that's what it looks like when a female dog pees. M'kay? Save your stink eye for people who deserve it. I always pick up after my dog.
You think I didn't pick up after my dog?
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