Much thanks to the dimwit who so kindly reminded me that bike’s do, indeed, need to follow the same traffic laws as cars. Obviously, I was completely unaware of this concept as I rushed to a frantic stop after you stepped out into the street without looking, bringing your innocent dog along with you. As much as I would love to avoid killing your dog, wet brakes on a wet bike won’t save your precious pup from your idiocy. That’s on you. And for the record, I was following the damn law, or perhaps you were the only person in a two block radius who DIDN’T hear my brakes screeching down the street while you stood motionless watching my tires fishtailing through the puddle the city has deemed a bike lane.
You might be a dog murderer but I'm not
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