Yes crows are overpopulated and aggressive in the Pacific Northwest. Crows are also extremely intelligent and can recognize and remember human faces. If you harm them they will harm you back. No joke.

Um, you're not from around here are you?

I also hate Blazer fans, but I love crows. I actually feed them.

Are crows normal in Portland? Well, being that you come from some farm in butthole America. Yes, crows are normal in cities. I've seen crows fight off a hawk for food.

Any crow in Portland is smarter than our President.

Half a crow is smarter than 'our' "president."