Oh my God please shut up about the Blazers. I, Anonymous is for rants and confessions, and the occasional lit major dropout trying their hand at neo-beatnik poetry (though that itself is an atrocity which I will reserve for later derision).

If you're looking for a local sports blog try any one of the eight thousand that are already out there, or bitch about it on Facebook and Twitter and see if you get a nibble from anyone on there who gives a remote fuck about it. Let there be one sacred space left for those of us whose existential validity doesn't hinge on our ability to spew stats or re-litigate plays and calls that have zero impact on reality whatsoever.