To the 30-something road rage lady: I'm sorry I pulled in front of you and slowed down your speeding. You were riding my ass, so I put my blinker on and pulled over to the right, so you could happily pass me. I looked in my rearview mirror, and instead of passing me, you were raising your arms in the air and yelling at me. I guess you didn't realize I was trying to let you pass me. I know I drive slowly and cautiously. I'm in this stage called mid-life. When we pulled up to the light, you looked right at me and started yelling through your glass window. You mouthed, "Have you been drinking? What's wrong with you?" I smiled and gave you the A-OK symbol. With that, you mouthed "Fuck you" and gave me the middle finger. My seven-year-old son sat in the back seat, confused about what was happening. After you drove away, I did my deep breathing exercises to calm myself down. Oh speeding lady, please try breathing and slowing down out there. Let's try and have some peace and on the roads.