Yeah. You piece of shit house flipper will eventually sell that house over off alberta, but it’s gonna be a while. You see, I wanted it. Badly. You outbid me and won and now are selling it for a mint after giving it a Home Depot remodel. But it’s gonna be a while as I continue to sprinkle fake orange caps around the alley and property, drop dog shit baggies in the recessed garbage nook, and chuck shoes onto the wire.
I wanted it and would have stayed forever and kept the character, now it sits. Waiting for the next transplant. Fuck you rich flippers!