To all my coworkers, please stop giving such incredibly specific reasons for why you will be working from home today. I don't care if you have to go to the doctor for your gout, or if your cat pooped blood. Just say you have an appointment or you're sick in the email!! We don't all need to hear about you custody trial with your ex-wife who you hate more than anything in an all staff email!! Please please please for the love of god stop!!!!