Hey fancy ice cream and yogurt slingers, get on the bandwagon. The Ban wagon that is. I went through the Mc Burger drive through today and I had to ask for ketchup packets and a straw, but tonight at my locally favorite wait in line ice cream dealer my partner and I both received delectably inorganic plastic cutlery spoons with our olive oily balsamic cups. Gratis and free of charge too!! We didn't even have to ask, which is, by the way, strict violation of Portland's new plastic law **law code here**

yours truly,

Salty Crumbles