Holy fuck! This is still a thing here!? Nose ring? Sure. go ahead and appropriate away as you eat your burritos made by white kids with dreads.
Lip ring? Crust punks gotta grow crust! But for fucks sake! Still rocking the eyebrow piercing? the upper cheek jewels? I'm not just talking about a one off trip to Lloyd center either. I've been noticing this awful trend is NOT making a comeback, it just hasn't gone away entirely for many who live out in Gresham, St Helens, Vancouver, or wherever you cretins live.
So you axe spray wearing, bejeweled nozzles please take note; 1995 is over. Take the eyebrow piercings out and find a more current gross trend to latch onto, like back-o-the hand tattoo....