Hey punk ass genZ student sitting behind me talking up bored fem for a whole fucking 90 minutes while laughing at your own jibberish. I’m actually trying to hear the professor and learn something from this class. Why are you here? You are an oxygen thief in the truest sense. did your momma teach you nothing about behavior in a group? she must be thrilled you are away at college and no longer has to hear your crap all day. the next time you sit behind me spewing, expect my socks stuffed down your fucking throat and your head shoved up your ass. by the way, the girl thinks you are a douche. she’s right. now fuck off and Shut The Fuck Up.
STFU, I’m actually trying to learn something here
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