I, Anonymous Feb 13, 2020 at 10:24 am

Fuck me

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@1 haha yeah either that or they got pranked and someone told them that the Mercury pays by the word.

Aurelius141 on February 14, 2020 at 2:41 PM Report this
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Yeah.
FUCK Them.
Who the Fuck are THEY?!

And fuck, Yeah! acey, ducey -- 10¢ per word.
Real Big ones are $2.00
Caps only cost me a Nickle
but I gotta Lotta nickles.

kristofarian on February 23, 2020 at 5:30 PM Report this
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@3 -- sorry, deucy

[Mispelleds are one dollar fine
unless you correct them then it's
two]

kristofarian on February 23, 2020 at 5:35 PM Report this

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