To the dude (always a dude) street parking a pair of Lamborghinis just south of Killingsworth near PCC: You've taught everyone a lesson. If you're going to put a small house's worth of car on a street around the corner from cheap bars and pizza joints, be prepared to pull an all-nighter or two. Seeing you out on the front porch with your people at 1 a.m. watching over your Italian dream machines made me think about just how committed you were to both the neighborhood and the task. It also made me think that, for the cost of one of those cars, you could've bought yourself a garage and a full night's sleep.
Street Parked Lambos
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