Dug fir, is it you?

Remember, queing is as American as baseball apple pie and Chevrolet!

(And who doesn't love waiting in line, overnight, even,
only to find you've waited IN THE WRONG LINE
and now, sale's Over.)

No time for lines but plenty of time for this?

I suggest you speak up and tell them what an Important Person you are, with so many important things on your busy, busy Important Schedule. That's what i do. I'm kind of a Big Deal myself, and i know the frustration that comes when the petty social niceties that others engage in interfere slows me down. Don't let these losers slow you down! You're going places, kid. Very important places. Never forget that, out of the roughly 7 billion people living on this planet (and all the others who have come before) YOU are the special one.

@1 Not me, I think this guy's an ass. It's the year of our lord 2020 and he's complaining about the line at a BANK TELLER? Pal, here are a few options: 1. Online banking. Snap a photo, make a deposit, you're done. 2. ATM machines: They're 40 years old! You can make most of the transactions you'd make at a regular teller. 3. Join a fucking credit union. Smaller lines and more people you'll actually enjoy speaking with. If you legitimately have issues with communication (and people on the spectrum often do), there are a lot of solutions that don't require bitching.