You are POTUS. An Alien Intelligence has contacts you and says they represent a distant, vastly powerful and technologically advanced civilization. They have proven to your satisfaction that this is true (your staff are still removing the piles of well-done steaks and Diet Coke from the Oval Office). The Aliens say they will give you, for free, all the vaccine required to end the COVID-19 pandemic in the US. It will take a few months to get everyone vaccinated. The Aliens offer to do this with only one condition: The vaccine must be distributed first to all members of LGBTQIA+ communities, then to all people of color not in the first group, then to all remaining women, and finally to any remaining white men, yourself being last. Any attempt to circumvent this rollout will cause the Aliens to depart Earth immediately and permanently, taking the vaccine with them. What do you do?
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