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I, Anonymous Blog

Quit hoarding toilet paper you assholes

by Anonymous • Mar 28, 2020 at 4:28 pm

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It seems to be that the sheeple of Portland feel an urge to grab as much toilet paper as possible with their every trip to the store if possible. Some stores have a limit on toilet paper now. Some are opening early for the elderly. This situation is getting out of hand. This virus doesn't cause diarrhea so what are you doing, building a toilet paper fort to protect you from the germs?