Why in the holly hell am I seeing the same assholes in the grocery store every couple days? Are you bored at home while I work 60 hours a week so I can break my back stocking your precious kale and sweet potatoes? Stay the fuck home people. Oh and don’t ask employees if we “have it in the back” IF YOU DON’T SEE IT WE DON’T HAVE IT. And if you think for one minute I’m gonna go grab something special for you while I’m on hour 10 so you can make some weird ass hippie recipe you saw on a blog cause you have nothing better to do you can kick rocks. GO HOME AND STAY HOME.
Go the fuck home
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